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Fantasy Demotivational Poster


moogles -


TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by derrek

Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am, #68096
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm, #77753
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm, #64229
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm, #64222
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm, #52621
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am, #49126
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm, #47352
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am, #47284
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am, #47282
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74820
You no take candle!


Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by spirit_of_nature

m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am, #88204
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm, #75920
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm, #33467
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am, #16760
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


DEATHCLOCK MEETS FINAL FANTASY - you squeed like a little fan girl on the inside...




GACKT - ARGH !!




Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am, #212405
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm, #212396
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm, #212389
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm, #212382
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm, #212381
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm, #212380
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm, #152849
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm, #107444
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm, #107311
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm, #107310
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am, #106332
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am, #83339
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm, #81554
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm, #80039
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm, #60828
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm, #48948
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am, #45183
Who's who for what?


STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




FINAL FANTASY XIII ON XBOX 360 - Please Insert Disc 1, Please Insert Disc 2 Please Insert Disc 3, Please Insert Disc 4 Please Insert Disc 5, Just get a PS3


TAGS: final fantasy xiii pogi ffxiii
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Ed

Sam Dalton - February 25, 2009, 3:52 am, #61803
Wow, inserting all those discs.... It's just like the PSX days. Sony fanboys didn't whine about it back then, though.
Sparx - January 2, 2009, 6:08 pm, #48602
Yes, buy a PS3. Then realise that you'll be stuck with 4 semi decent games for the next 5 years untill Sony finally decide they give two ****s about thier customers. Good plan.


FANTASY VS REALITY - four hot chicks in the tub... what can go wrong?


TAGS: fantasy
Rating: 3.92/5

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GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy ***y eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm, #136993
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm, #127292
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am, #126907
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm, #126792
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm, #126780
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


SEPHIROTH - Greatest villain, and it's all thanks to his kickass theme!


TAGS: sephiroth ff ffvii vii final fantasy
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by zeldafreak008

Asbestos - November 26, 2008, 5:20 am, #39894
Sephiroth is a p****. The end. On a completely unrelated matter, don't you just -love- chocolate?
CraigR - October 21, 2008, 6:52 pm, #29292
face it, sephiroth is second only to chuck norriss
Pongo - September 14, 2008, 1:14 am, #20949
He is not emo. Sure he likes his mom but he doesn't carry that sword to cut himself. Also raging fire is not emo.
aPauling - August 21, 2008, 1:45 pm, #15914
CATS: The greatest villain. All your base are belong to him!
RAZ - August 21, 2008, 11:12 am, #15885
I HOPE YOU PEOPLE DONT POST THE COMMENTS THAT MOCK GEEKS, THAT WAS QUITE A DEBATE.
Nero - August 6, 2008, 7:24 am, #12844
Always saw Sephiroth as being a bit overrated. Kefka is the best villain. Crazy bastard killed MILLIONS.
zerojustice - June 20, 2008, 12:05 pm, #6456
Sephiroth is more kickass than Cloud for any number of reasons. But Zack is more kick a** than both of them combined.
Captain Whitey - May 11, 2008, 6:06 pm, #3287
Didn't he want to knock the planet out of orbit and pilot it around space or something? ..Dammit, my ears bleed just trying to comprehend that.
Riddles - May 11, 2008, 3:39 pm, #3256
Because the fact he is such an emo mothers boy didn't help. Whats his motivation for trying to destroy the world? Found out who his mommy was and that he was made artificially


IGNORANCE IS BLISS -


TAGS: religion fantasy
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:46 pm, #216334
Probably the creepiest part of the whole book is the last sentence: 'I love Big Brother."


THE LADIES OF DISNEY - There is a reason they are called characters




CROSSOVERS -


TAGS: futurama final fantasy 7
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by RoadJam

RoadJam - June 1, 2010, 7:59 am, #178699
I didn't freakin' draw it.
culos - June 1, 2010, 7:48 am, #178698
If some should never be, then why did you post this?


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TAGS: zell dincht ff8 final fantasy viii
Rating: 2.97/5

More motifakes by Nekozilla

nekozilla - March 5, 2010, 11:11 pm, #162180
more of a win then a fail imo, george w. bush did choke on a pretzel XD
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:56 am, #155534
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you for the first time ever, our very own esteemed Mr. Woody, slamming someone else's massive fail - and correctly so. ZZZIIINNNGGG my friends....ZZZIIINNNGGG.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 2:00 am, #155498
And thats a fail!


WONDERFUL WORLD -




AWAKE - You woke me up before I was done dreaming; and now even in your arms, sleep evades me. My dreams are gone, but the night goes on forever.


TAGS: fantasy reality they both bite
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - April 24, 2012, 11:06 am, #233753
Thanks. It's one of the most meaningful to me personally.
PeteMan - April 20, 2012, 8:23 am, #233588
This one's great. I don't quite know why, but I love it.


MULTIKILL -


TAGS: final fantasy
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

majin.manuel - June 13, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180210
MegaKill, actually


SWEET CHILD O' MINE -


TAGS: dreams fantasy love childhood memory
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 6, 2013, 9:42 pm, #242239
Great music. To bad their ego's got in the way of their creativity. I was on the east-west German boarder from 85-89 during thier heyday.
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 11:46 am, #242224
This one takes me back to summer '87. 5Ls in the Paradise City


FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS - Live out their superman fantasies from skyscrapers




SIGNS -


TAGS: wiz fantasy lord ring
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by giulio

Silvermist - May 4, 2009, 6:51 pm, #77702
Who made the sign fails
Gandalf - December 7, 2008, 5:47 am, #42525
its "Shall not pass".... stupid sign maker


GRAND THEFT AIRSHIP - Nothing brings down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned holy war.


TAGS: final fantasy xii 12 ff12 ffxii gta grand theft auto airship
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by sanitizer

Zealot - June 8, 2010, 8:01 pm, #179516
ok, wtf?


FINAL FANTASY XIII ON XBOX 360 - Loading...Loading...Loading...SHIT red ring of death!




TOUGH CREWS - Everyone has one.


TAGS: hugh man final fantasy versus 13
Rating: 1.63/5


TWINS - not always living up to male fantasy


TAGS: twins male fantasy
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by RnR

RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:40 am, #16784
you used a lot of words there to more or less correctly express the "not living up to male fantasies" :) :)
Sean - August 26, 2008, 2:50 am, #16762
What fantasy? Twins are sisters. That means they aren't going to do each other, which means you have to do ALL the work. OK, maybe I could have phrased that better, but you get my point -- and that last bit there I know I could have phrased better.


AGELESS -


TAGS: fantasy forever young friedrich schiller
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by gas

spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:57 pm, #222726
5 happy thoughts.
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:17 am, #222660
5uperb!
Greeny - August 7, 2011, 8:19 pm, #222647
Out5tanding!
gas - August 7, 2011, 7:39 pm, #222646
sweet to hear from who occupies large part of mine, thanks :p
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:58 pm, #222642

wow. you're getting a nice collection in my fav'd folder. epic


"FINAL" FANTASY - If they call it that, why do they keep on making more?


TAGS: final fantasy second attempt zapper
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Zapper

Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:16 am, #228716
True, but then they went on to make XIII-2.
Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:15 am, #228715
I know. It's just a joke.
himitsutokumei - February 2, 2012, 1:33 am, #228688
Actually, I researched that my senior hear in high school. They were starting to go out of business, so it was going to be one of the final game they made. It sold so well that they started making more.
Anonymous2 - December 4, 2010, 11:42 pm, #205577
Because until they made X-2, not a single one was a sequel.


Reality -




SEPHIROTH - Overcompensating, much?


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy vii seven 7 video game games videogames videogame
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by randomDood

... - December 31, 2008, 5:58 pm, #48004
i'm not the same person. just used his name. and i did steal the guy's idea
Arrogant Knight - December 30, 2008, 1:44 am, #47502
So you decided to make a tunnel out of your own poster AND steal ideas of people that commented? You f***ing suck. http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=37574


ZOMBIES -




BAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTISTA - Winning fantasy baseball leagues since 5/4/10




Baby I'm A Dreamer -




fire shield -


TAGS: fire shield final fantasy police
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Cannabal - September 28, 2013, 12:24 am, #250101
Hope he has the Flame Ring to prevent fire damage.


"WHEN WE DO FANTASY... - ...we must not lose sight of reality." -Walt Disney.


TAGS: joker reality fantasy james holmes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 8, 2013, 2:28 pm, #244960
Thank you, forseti. A bit of a touchy subject, wasn't sure if it was going to approved. Approved by Motifake no problem. Approved by my wife... eh, not so much. Probably because she works at a movie theater, lol.
forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:19 pm, #244957
great combination of the quote with this picture! 5L


delusional -


TAGS: forever fantasy fear
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - February 27, 2014, 10:24 pm, #253347
Well…..my mind has just been phuct. Could be the meds. Doubt it.
spacedog - February 27, 2014, 10:11 pm, #253346
Ditto what Moo said. Re5pect.
Sho - February 27, 2014, 10:03 pm, #253345
As one of my favorite Motifakers, that IS a great compliment. Hope he doesn't mind if I borrow his poster style for a while :P. And thx, glad you enjoyed it
Greeny - February 27, 2014, 9:48 pm, #253344
It beats being lonely - 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 27, 2014, 9:28 pm, #253342
I saw this poster and was convinced Sean was back.....There is no greater compliment Sho. 5L and much respect.


WAKE UP -


TAGS: sleep torture fantasy
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 10:01 am, #243536
Wake up, and smell the ashes...
EmilioDumphque - February 12, 2013, 7:00 pm, #243434
Downright creepy. Is there a Rod Serling award we can give it?
ughomer - February 12, 2013, 9:15 am, #243417
5ho strikes again!! 5+ Lions.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 5:52 am, #243413

amazing...again...5ho


REALITY -




DESTINY -


TAGS: accountants have rich fantasy lives because they have to
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - September 24, 2009, 1:26 pm, #121376
I step away from the mike to breathe.
Derek - September 23, 2009, 5:57 pm, #121182
You set me on fire, but I just got singed, now I'm going to kill you with this oringe.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:49 pm, #120819
Little known fact: No rapper has ever ended a sentence with the word "orange."


THE REMNANT'S GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY THEORY - Big Brother Is Watching You


TAGS: final fantasy vii ffvii cloud the remnant s government conspiracy theory big brother is watching you advent children kadaj yazoo loz
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Panther X

Gwen - October 30, 2008, 10:49 am, #31659
Oh my god! I get it! lol


Anne Droid -


TAGS: cybernetic fantasy
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by demon001

demon001 - December 14, 2014, 8:22 pm, #258854
Unfortunately the "Delete Memory" b***on is disabled!
GaryO - December 13, 2014, 11:35 pm, #258840
I think I could make her forget...I seem to have a knack in that regard
EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2014, 10:54 pm, #258839
But they can intentionally forget.


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